10 hours is not the limit!

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on

me: i am juliet

me: and he is my romeo

mom:

me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

kaciart:

adriofthedead:

at least you tried

omg cat
are you drunk?
”walk in a straight line’ he said. SO I DID’

kaciart:

adriofthedead:

at least you tried

omg cat

are you drunk?

”walk in a straight line’ he said. SO I DID’

(Source: felicitybear)

I wrote you a song, John!

I wrote you a song, John!

Drink your milk, John!

Drink your milk, John!

spacegirlfriend:

justaguywitharrows:

lilpocketninja:

rrrowr:

snowdarkred:

actually crying

clutching my box of tissues ugh my face

tearbending

oh noooo

abloobloo

(Source: it-goes-ding-when-theres-stuff, via aznthug)